Used to describe an insane white girl who has an ex boyfriend name Joshua who have been broken up for 2 years now but will always say his name in every sentence she says but he’s not even in the country.
he will say you are friends but a few weeks later he stops talking to you and ignoring you. He seems like he's going to be your friend forever but you're wrong he will stab you in the back and never talk to you. He can make people laugh but he's a straight up douche. He is a womanizer so like I'm saying don't trust him.
So basically when he has you on snap chat "Da best friend" and then blocks you out of nowhere he's a Joshua.
Joshua is ugly ass bitch that thinks he can twerk better than his twin but he can’t and he needs to shut up before his twin rocks his ass and boop boop bops him again and make his ass disabled wait what ass??
Joshua is someone who enjoys the faint taste of rainbow salmon in certain females pubes, he will often take part in the consumption of exotic birds and/or moths, all in all he reminds everyone of a mid 80's pedophile with daddy issues
Me: You'll love my new friend Her: I'm sure I will, he's not a Joshua is he?
Me: oh god no