Joshua

Joshua is a dick.

"Did you hear what Joshua did?" "No, what?" "Nothing. He just laid around like a blob all day!"

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition September 15, 2018

Joshua

A boy with a usually small penis, though his arrogance and cockiness shows otherwise. Claims to perform great sexual acts on women. "Women nowhere to agree." Usually gives in to women being in charge. Has self proclaimed big muscles that are weak on inside. Small shoulders and little pectoral muscles. He also likes men.

Girl 1 "he is such a josh"
Girl 2 "yeah I noticed that as well, especially last night, super big talk for something so not."

He is a such a Joshua

by Truth and wisdom March 31, 2017

Joshua

Liang min's boyfriend

Joshua.

by p00509 April 13, 2016

Joshua

A man with a small penis, no friends, and who's generally hated by all.

Don't be a Joshua

by Isuckdickforcrack December 21, 2016

Joshua

strong muscles with veins popping out,eat damn a lot of whey carrying infinite lbs

He is a damn Joshua

by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

Joshua

A dumbass cheating bastard

Joshua u are a cheating bastard

by Cheaters April 8, 2017

Joshua

A Joshua is supa athletic. He is very handsome and popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if you say something wrong he will attack you. Joshua has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very unsensitive so if you break a Joshua's heart he will move on and act like nothing happened. A Joshua always has a boy best friend called Oliver who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.

A group of girls and boys are sitting down at lunch. "OMG, look at that handsome, popular and athletic boy! He has to be a Joshua!" says one of the girls. The Joshua has just scored a full 100 metre intercept try.

"I wish i was a Joshua." says a boy gloomily.

by All_Blackz_Are_Awesome_910 October 18, 2018