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Joshua

Used to describe an insane white girl who has an ex boyfriend name Joshua who have been broken up for 2 years now but will always say his name in every sentence she says but he’s not even in the country.
“Ugh I have loads of homework to do right now I’m so stressed ugh Joshua”
by Starzzzmehn March 28, 2019
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Joshua

A boy with a usually small penis, though his arrogance and cockiness shows otherwise. Claims to perform great sexual acts on women. "Women nowhere to agree." Usually gives in to women being in charge. Has self proclaimed big muscles that are weak on inside. Small shoulders and little pectoral muscles. He also likes men.

Girl 1 "he is such a josh"
Girl 2 "yeah I noticed that as well, especially last night, super big talk for something so not."
He is a such a Joshua
by Truth and wisdom March 31, 2017
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Joshua

Joshua.
by p00509 April 13, 2016
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Joshua

A man with a small penis, no friends, and who's generally hated by all.
Don't be a Joshua
by Isuckdickforcrack December 21, 2016
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Joshua

strong muscles with veins popping out,eat damn a lot of whey carrying infinite lbs
He is a damn Joshua
by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017
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Joshua

Joshua u are a cheating bastard
by Cheaters April 8, 2017
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Joshua

A Joshua is supa athletic. He is very handsome and popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if you say something wrong he will attack you. Joshua has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very unsensitive so if you break a Joshua's heart he will move on and act like nothing happened. A Joshua always has a boy best friend called Oliver who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
A group of girls and boys are sitting down at lunch. "OMG, look at that handsome, popular and athletic boy! He has to be a Joshua!" says one of the girls. The Joshua has just scored a full 100 metre intercept try.

"I wish i was a Joshua." says a boy gloomily.
by All_Blackz_Are_Awesome_910 October 18, 2018
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