iron maiden

1)A british heavy metal band. Often considered the greatest of its time, it was and still is one of the most influential groups to this day. The best songs are too numerous to list here, but some of their best are 2 minutes to midnight, the Trooper, Run to the Hills, Wratchchild, and Hallowed be thy name. Currently, there are 3 guitarists in this band. Dave murray, Janick Gers, and Adrian Smith. The other members are the leader of the band and bass player, Steve Harris, vocals Bruce Dickinson, and drummer Nicko Mcbrain. After decades of being a band, the group has not slowed down and they are still making albums. They are considered legendary along with bands such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, and Motorhead. MAny people underestimate this great band.

2)A medieval device of torture from the movie Man in the Iron mask i believe. It is a coffin with spikes on the inside

3)A song by the british metal group Iron Maiden
This new Iron Maiden Cd is kickass!

Dude, that sucks, he got thrown in an iron maiden.

UP THE IRONS!!! (Diehard Iron Maiden fan)

by Mr. Iron Maiden April 27, 2007
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ironic meme

ironic memes are humorous images circulated in various circles on the internet (primarily tumblr, ifunny, and dedicated facebook pages) known for their bizarre and avant-garde nature and frequent use of stock photos, lowercase letters, Comic Sans MS and the like. as the name suggests they express deep levels of irony and sarcasm, and there is a marked link between creators of ironic memes and mental disorders (typically depression).
1: Did you see that ironic meme?

2: Yeah dude, where they just posted an image of a cylinder? It was kinda funny because of how ridiculous it was.
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Iron Maiden

The greatest heavy metal band on the planet past or present bar none. Enough said.
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far.

Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.

Steve Harris is GOD!

Up The Irons!
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Ironic memes

Ironic memes refer to memes that make no sense at all or have many layers of irony in them.

Ironic memes can be found throughout communities on Instagram, iFunny, Reddit and elsewhere on the internet. Ironic communities are most notable for popularizing many meme formats.

Many accounts on Instagram are dedicated to posting these, with most of the time them making no sense to the average viewer.

Many accounts also shit on other content creators for being unfunny and usually use transitions to convey irony.

Most notable accounts are:
@longtesticless
@sandniggababy15
@shidnugget
@69ugandanknuckles420
@tsmhitdaquan
@bigniggabruh360noscopenigga

Usually add rap music to their memes and act all tough to scare away people who don’t understand irony
Yo have you seen that new meme from @longtesticless?

Yeah man that meme was very dank. He shat on someone for being terribly unfunny! One of my favorite posts from him man!

Yeah he posts very dank ironic memes.
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Iron Maiden

the best metal band ever, in less then six months i have obtained 9 of there albums, anyone who doesnt like this band i will personally come out hunt down and shove into an iron maiden, whilst playing iron maiden the whole time.
iron maiden is the best
and there best song is...well there is no single best song, but im listining to the trooper right now.

UP THE IRONS!!!!!!
by eric December 18, 2003
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Iron Horse

The sexual act known as the Iron Horse is one for the brave.
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet

Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).

(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
So I met this really kinky chick who kept going on about trying crazy sex acts. I told her about the Iron Horse...that was one hell of a trip to the Emergency Room. A guy with a crimpled dick and a chick's head covered in drywall...
by SpaceJesus May 13, 2005
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Iron Maiden

The gods of music, many like them and many more hae heard of them.
Some cannot see the genious that is maiden, we call them idiots.
They are also playing at Leeds/Reading 2005
Albums: Iron Maiden, Killers, Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave, Somewhere in time, 7th Son of a 7th Son, No Prayer for the dying, Fear of the dark, X factor, Virtual XI, Brave New World, Dance of Death.
Lives: Live After Death, A Real Live/Dead one, Live at Donnington, Rock in Rio.
Best Of: Best of the Beast, Edward The Great
DVD: Iron Maiden Music Videos, Rock In Rio, The Early Days part 1
Games: Ed Hunter
Others: Beast Over Hammersmith, Best of the B' Sides, The BBC Archives.
UP THE IRONS
by Jayrider April 25, 2005
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