Is the concept of moving backwards and/or forwards to different points in time through the vagina, or better know as gynowormholes. It is currently unknown whether the laws of physics would allow time travel, through the vagina. gynowormholes are a type of hypothetical warped spacetime which are also permitted by the Einstein field equations of general relativity, although it would be impossible to travel through a gynowormhole unless it was what is known as a traversable gynowormhole.
"Have you proven your chrongyno theory yet? I really want to jump into that Gynowormhole and travel back in time"
by Patrico December 24, 2007
A theory made while high as hell...
Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.
http://myspace.com/fadedtheory09
Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.
http://myspace.com/fadedtheory09
by Jimmy Ethicz December 30, 2008
everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
*talking about a new guy*
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
by yung nugget May 07, 2020
The theory that you must treat a female the complete opposite of what logically would make sense to do in your favor.
“Are your methods not working with girls and don’t know what to do, use the Nabil theory and do the exact opposite!”
by WomenRespecter90 July 15, 2023
A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.
Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
by K-DOG June 06, 2014
David Blaine's magical talents are germ theory.
Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.
"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.
Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.
"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.
by Brandon Burg November 03, 2014
Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!
I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!
by seamus shane December 05, 2007