A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours.
For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.
by AJHM May 3, 2008

In chat it's used as STFU. the Real world it is used in many ways to shut people up. People who have been pissed off by a particular may constantly say this phrase. People will say the phrase for fun and people will laugh while the other person is in utter embaresment or they laugh as well.
(chat) Tod_is_1337: i t3h 0\/\/|\|5 j005!
Admin: stfu
Tod_is_1337: what the fuck does that mean?
Admin: noob....
(Pissed off) Dickhead: hahahaha!! you suck you suck you suck you suck! i fucked your mum! i fucked her good she squeeled like a..
The pissed off one: SHUT..THE FUCK...UP!!!
(Enjoyment) Daniel: hehe and then the blonde
Steven:Shut the fuck up...you suck
Crowd: <laughs>
Admin: stfu
Tod_is_1337: what the fuck does that mean?
Admin: noob....
(Pissed off) Dickhead: hahahaha!! you suck you suck you suck you suck! i fucked your mum! i fucked her good she squeeled like a..
The pissed off one: SHUT..THE FUCK...UP!!!
(Enjoyment) Daniel: hehe and then the blonde
Steven:Shut the fuck up...you suck
Crowd: <laughs>
by Masamune Date November 15, 2004

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.
"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks
by 23bugsymalon3 November 22, 2021

This phrase is for who hate AnonyClan
Reasons: do shitty urbans, mods are asleep and WHO TF MADE THEIR URBANS COME UP TO URBANDICTIONARY
Reasons: do shitty urbans, mods are asleep and WHO TF MADE THEIR URBANS COME UP TO URBANDICTIONARY
by Daniel176 December 29, 2022

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.
girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.
girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love
girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love
by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐
Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑
Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑
Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪
by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020
