Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.

Well, hey there big boy. Would you like me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on?

by Calvin Luther September 30, 2009

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.

To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by Man hater August 15, 2012

fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl

Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."

by talldude65 July 21, 2010

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

To express dislike towards a person

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

by Papi for dinner August 16, 2012

What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

by brocousinbro March 3, 2023