cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.

Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?

by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020

Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once

Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.

by TheHomieLettuce January 1, 2022

Cosmic causeway

A highway in space made for traveling unprecedented speeds.

Hop on the cosmic causeway to get to Sagittarius B

by Campbell Adam Rhys January 3, 2021

Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Cosmic Brownie

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.

“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”

by shittersclogged March 9, 2022

cosmic

the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for who's fun to talk to and will always cheer up!

(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )

cosmic underscore genesis

by everydumbuserwastaken January 19, 2022