by brittaaahh June 27, 2008
Get the cock block mug.Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block
" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
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"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
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"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
by Singpow January 12, 2008
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Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
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by sidy June 30, 2005
Get the cock block mug.when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.
"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005
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2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
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by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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