hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Lefthand cigar

The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.

"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"

by Dantony milne June 9, 2017