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I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
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