When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
by DiaperBoy23 July 27, 2017
Get the havana cigarmug. A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
Get the Cigar Clownmug. During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
Get the Cuban Cigarmug. The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.
"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"
by Dantony milne June 9, 2017
Get the Lefthand cigarmug.