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Complete fucking bum

A dude or ho that can't, or won't get a job. He who always has to ask his friends for money and favors. KNOWING DAMN WELL THE HE WON'T PAY SHIT BACK. Or AKA basically people that just lie and douche around to other people or their girlfriend.
John: Hey Vanessa, don't date that dickhead over there, he's a Complete fucking bum.

Vanessa: In what way is he a bum john?

John: Hey Vinnie, how's thing's going with this new girl your talking too?

Vinnie: Well, pretty decent, I ain't gonna hold, not as good as some others though.

Vanessa: I see what you mean by Complete fucking bum.
by Jt,yourfavoritebrooklynMF January 11, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).
by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025
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completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical
"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"
by tourchan February 27, 2025
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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