Chuck Norris Shot

Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.

Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!

by RPangle January 6, 2009

chuck norris

All that is.

Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.

If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.

by COBHC tiki October 9, 2008

Chuck Norris

Nuff said...

Chuck Norris > God

by AnybodyAndNobody October 17, 2008

chuck norris

The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.

"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."

by Tek Jansen January 18, 2008

Chuck Norris

GOD

Random Person: "I bet Chuck Norris could kick yo azz."
Random Person 2: "I agree because I would kneel down and kiss his holy foot as it slams into my unworthy face, after which I would go home and show my family that I am not worthless because I had been touched by the Holy One."

by Unworthy one of the same name November 25, 2010

chuck norris

the princple of the high school jesus went to.

chuck norris:jesus....i know you can do whatever you want..but dont hurt yourself trying to master the roundhouse kick again.

by uziburst April 6, 2009

Chuck Norris

Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...

This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris kicks ass

by Lorry_69 January 18, 2009