Professional Cock Block 

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.

Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.

Professional Cock Block by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013

Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.

My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin

Cock Block by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017

TikTok Cock Block 

When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.

Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.

I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

TikTok Cock Block by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021

Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

See Pussy Block...

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

Cock Block by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022

Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs

Bens cock block me again

Cock block by Popsinator January 1, 2022

cock block

A device you put over your anus to stop horny queers from inserting there penis in your ass.

Thanks to cock block dalton's anus is cock free.

cock block by jessec63 January 16, 2008

cock block

TOR ANDRESON aka CB- Prevents another person from scoring sexually.

dude was tryin to mack a hoe when he be jumpin in and cock blockin my game...word, not ace my friend

cock block by ACENESS June 11, 2009