Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

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Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 20, 2011

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Australian Butterflies

Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"

by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014

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Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013

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Australian Backpack

A sex act in which a male is mounted by their partner in a "piggyback" style, wrapping their legs around the the front of the body, and masturbates the male with the arches of their feet (to completion).

My quads are exhausted after that Australian Backpack I got from Meghan last night

by megsydmillard January 23, 2016

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