australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

australian inhale

When one inhales the ganja smoke into their anus and flatuates it Into another persons mouth

Person 1:"Aye man tryna match and Australian Inhale?"
Person2: "Nah man that's gay and I ain't gay"

by All Right All Right! July 29, 2016

Forgotten Australians

Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022

A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population

"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"

by Cruicerod May 31, 2022

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013