Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

Australian nickel

a punch to the face. (five fingers in a fist)

You better shut your mouth before I give you an Australian nickel!

by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017

Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”

by Delaginger February 22, 2021

Australian kiss

when a guy/women eats out there significant other

dude i gave my girlfriend an Australian kiss

by -Cfro June 20, 2016

australian inhale

When one inhales the ganja smoke into their anus and flatuates it Into another persons mouth

Person 1:"Aye man tryna match and Australian Inhale?"
Person2: "Nah man that's gay and I ain't gay"

by All Right All Right! July 29, 2016

australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015