Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Australian gangbang

Just like a normal gangbang but down under

She forgot her butthole was sore from the Australian gangbang last night.

by Mattkatv January 05, 2017

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 14, 2015

Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under

She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave

by ThePotatoChip January 04, 2017

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone July 19, 2013

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 20, 2011

Australian Butterflies

Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"

by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014