A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
Get the Australian Unicornmug. Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
by havarka October 1, 2014
Get the australian boysmug. A very special kind of doomer.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
Get the Australian doomermug. A sex act in which a male is mounted by their partner in a "piggyback" style, wrapping their legs around the the front of the body, and masturbates the male with the arches of their feet (to completion).
by megsydmillard May 4, 2016
Get the Australian Backpackmug. A pseodo-ratchase
The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
Get the Australian mapmug. by -Cfro June 20, 2016
Get the Australian kissmug. by Mattkatv January 4, 2017
Get the Australian gangbangmug.