albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!

by MessyThings May 4, 2018

albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021

Albinoness

A girl named Leann wick

Jayce’s girlfriend blinded everyone with her albinoness

by Girl from the creek April 11, 2019

albino monkey

A derogatory slur for gingers

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”

by pur-pur March 29, 2023

Albino Gorilla

Someone who is very pale, with puffy cheeks. They look like a gorilla, but they are too pale. Therefore, they are an Albino Gorilla.

“Dude, Brice looks like an albino gorilla!!!”
“Duuudddeee, you’re right!!”

by Bestie_is_ac October 28, 2019

Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.

If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...

by Albino The Duck December 2, 2021