Adam

a short gay guy who sucks dick while standing up.

that guy is such an adam

by @clondoms October 16, 2019

Adam

A sweet, funny, attractive and kind-hearted guy. Although you're not lucky enough to be his girlfriend, you still appreciate his awesomeness.

Boyfriend: "I love you, babe."
Girlfriend: "Aw, I love you too! You're such an Adam."
Boyfriend: "That's so kind of you!"

by SwagPotatoXD January 10, 2015

Adam

a plonko

Adam: Hi
Everyone: Omg, it's Adam the plonko!
Adam: No u
Everyone: NO UR A PLONKO AND YOU CAN'T DENY IT

Adam: :(
Everyone: Lol

by aDUMB. May 15, 2019

Adam

can make you cum

Person: make me cum
Adam: OK

by teltelteltelteltel April 2, 2022

Adam

FUCKING GAY, LIKES TO SUCK DICK, RETARDED SON OF A BITCH AND HANDSOME AF.

dude hes Adam

by BallSackDingDongUrMom December 30, 2017

Adam

the gayest individual to ever wear skinny jeans and blue pants.

Talkin about faggots, look at Adam.

by evanhassmallballs March 20, 2009

Adam

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.

He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.

Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!

S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!

Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!

Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!

Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!

by salsaman45 November 14, 2011