prayer whore

Someone who does irresponsible and foolish things to get attention. The close relative to the Attention Whore

Wow Sarah is such a prayer whore.

by Pardue15 January 6, 2016

Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer

1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi

by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

Pussy Prayer

When a girl plays with herself

"I went to a sorority house and they did 20 pussy prayers. I wanted to watch, but I have a girlfriend."

by WAPworship February 20, 2021

The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025