Hayden

A man who has a very thicc ass, and is shy to show it off. If you offer him money though he will do the best damn squat you've ever seen.

boy:"Have you seen that guys ass?"
boy2:"yea but it doesn't look like shit next to Hayden's"

by squinkypotato October 2, 2019

Hayden

Not funny at all
Thinks he’s funny but spends 30 minutes thinking of a joke but the joke is never funny, calls everyone overused jokes

I’m as funny as Hayden

by Lizadaddy May 3, 2020

Hayden

An absolute fucking bitch ass nerd who still plays titan fall 2

Guy 1: Hey dude look at that guy he looks like a nerd
Guy 2: yeah I know what a fucking Hayden

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019

hayden

gay guy

hayden is so gay nigga he will suck ur dick on the spot nigga.

by StraightManNigga123 May 30, 2019

Hayden

A fuckboi who can’t control his hormones

Yeah, that guy is is a Hayden

by Fuck shite September 24, 2019

Hayden

little chatty ratty weasel little man boy, often annoying & has fewer friends

oh shit, it's a rat

OR
oh shit, it's a hayden

by theresnoDinme August 19, 2019

hayden

loves basket ball shoes but dosnt play basket ball

(me): why do you have so many bsketball shoes
(hayden): dont know they just suit me

by Yeet ya meet September 18, 2019