Mark

A super attractive person, with luscious blond hair. All the girls wish he could be their boyfriend. He feels shy around girls, but once he gets to know them, he will crush on them, and they will LOVE him back. People love his face, and his grin, with his perfectly straight and white teeth. He is so fit from running 1 mile every day, with 6 pack abs.

Girl 1:"Oh look, there's Mark, the hottest person in town. Think I'll get a date with him?"
Girl 2:"Nah, I will. My name starts with an L, so Mark will be instantly attracted to me, like his girlfriend _ucia

by 12322343424123 October 2, 2018

Mark

Absolute dickhead. Doesn’t want a relationship but talks to girls and makes them think they have something.

Eww he must be a mark

by 1234bc September 27, 2017

mark

the act of allowing a spliff to extinguish itself through lack of attention and smoking skills

pass us a lighter, I've marked me spliff.

by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006

Mark

a jerk who lies & cheats on people. such a loser that people talk shit about him. a desperate child molesting jerk! who can only get it on, if you know what i mean, with little girls & boys.

M: he looks like jackie chan

T: little 4 inches
M: oh thats mark...

by dont mess with me bitch April 17, 2011

Mark

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.

"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."

by Dartanion December 31, 2016

mark

mark has a grainy ass hole
mark has a small penis

mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018

Mark

Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.

Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.

by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006