Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shit

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....

Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 24, 2021

Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada

His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.

by Biggest_bird_retar April 04, 2024

retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

by TruthHammer2000 February 29, 2012

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 22, 2013

Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 17, 2025