by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
Get the I have two wins and you have zeromug. by bullshit meister November 7, 2017
Get the the greatest bitch nigga i have ever metmug. Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
Get the Have a spagmug. A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the Must have been a computer-glitchmug. Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
Get the Have you ever been of a corporals coursemug. by skullymundo October 23, 2023
Get the have a good summermug. Person 1: Do you have a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.
by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021
Get the Having a knockmug.