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David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 8, 2021
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David

a man who will yell at you in valorant
"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"
by pogermanpog November 28, 2021
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He's lit fam
david is lit
by David. Hdjjshr December 31, 2016
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David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.
Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!
by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019
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big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand
david has a big forehead
by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025
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David Sonikkboom yang

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding, from David Sonikkboom yang!
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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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