10/10, looks & personality.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
by ZTKOPLTY November 22, 2021
Get the Tommug. An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
by BertCocain November 22, 2021
Get the Tom Harrismug. by anonymous September 20, 2021
Get the tommug. FITTEST HOTTIE IN THE WORLD. WILL GUARENTEE MAKE YOUR HEART THROB. TOMS ARE MUSICAL, HANDSOME ROMANTICS, WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. TOMS APPRECIATE YOU HUGGING THEM LOTS AND GIVUNG THEM LITTLE GIFTS LIKE CHOCLATE OR FLOWERS. TOMS USUALLY PLAY THE DRUMS AND GUITAR. IF THEY ARE A SUMMER BABY, THEY ALSO GO RUNNING AND ARE VERY ACTIVE. THEY HAVE QUITE CURLEY HAIR EVEN IF ITS PERMED OR WHATEVER. THEY HAVE BIG ARMS FPR HUGS AND CAN BE A LITTLE SHY. THEY MAKE THE BEST BOYFRIENDS THEY ALL DESERVE THE UPMOST LOVE AND RESCPPECT BUT SOMETIMES THEY DONT KNOW WHEN TRO STOP BEING SO AFFECTIONATE, AND CAN HAVE A LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR.
TOM IS HOT AF!
by magicmike96 February 4, 2021
Get the tommug. A nonsensical saying can mean whatever you need it to. Can be used in a variety of contexts to express extreme joy, sadness, grief, stokeness, etc.
A variation exists where the word "dude" is used in place of the word "boo"
A variation exists where the word "dude" is used in place of the word "boo"
by In a second September 8, 2022
Get the Tom's of skids for my boomug. 
Get the Tommug.