Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

eating a sandwich

The act of eating a sandwich.

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."

by noahnknows March 14, 2024

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Cock meet sandwich

Sucking dick

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich

by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Sandwich

The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.

Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude

by Kumpiss October 30, 2024

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024