When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.
“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”
by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025
Get the Crapsolutely perfectmug. 
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Person 1: " I'm looking for the perfect girl/boy/person, know anyone?"
Person 2: "You."
Person 1: "What?!?!"
Person 2: "Kiss Me."
Person 1: HUH!!! Okay."
Your Perfect<3
Person 2: "You."
Person 1: "What?!?!"
Person 2: "Kiss Me."
Person 1: HUH!!! Okay."
Your Perfect<3
by UrMomIsHot009 January 9, 2023
Get the Perfectmug. "You're a perfect yogurt"
"Thank you!"
"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"
"What does it mean?"
"It means you're gay"
"Fuck you"
"Thank you!"
"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"
"What does it mean?"
"It means you're gay"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 3, 2021
Get the perfect yogurtmug. 
by Xeth_an.11 December 22, 2018
Get the Perfectmug.