i've got 2 phones

Another meaning for I don't care

"My dog died" I've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023

Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

He Got A Dumptruck

When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC

Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?

A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.

by RAAACC November 26, 2021

april fools got you

stupid ass video from 2019 made in fucking windows movie maker that gets popular every April 1st

april fools got you lol, april fools pranked,

by stamplerels April 3, 2021

Goat-got!

Another way of saying "Good God!"

1. Goat-got! What have you done to me?
2. Ughh! Why don't you have a gander at my art? Goat-got! Meh!

by xmichaxb7 October 29, 2016