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Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
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rocket rided

1. Shoot a guided middle and ride on top of it
2. Shove a couple of fire works up your arse

Synonyms, Rocket riding, Rocket ride
1. My girlfriend rocket rided me to a victory royale yesterday.
2. Have you tried rocket riding
by Vape N8 May 24, 2018
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Dick ride day

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up
by Dshsus August 3, 2021
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Boot Riding

When a woman dry jumps a pair of boots (cowboy boots, combat boots, etc.)
“She went boot riding after I got off work.”
by aurelia_calista September 8, 2025
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Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!
by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021
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Ride

To copulate with.
In this world, it's ride or be ridden.
by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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