A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023
Get the Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the asmug. Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.
by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024
Get the American Dreammug. composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
Get the Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmasmug. A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.
“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022
Get the Soda Americanmug. David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniardmug. American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 8, 2023
Get the American-itismug. The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.
"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"
"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"
"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"
by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008
Get the American Fridaymug.