by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021
Get the Toms tiesnesis mug.Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom brady mug.1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy
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Get the Tom Holland mug.“Dude, you really went to town on that guy last night.” “Yea I put his meat in a bag and boiled him until well done. I’m a total Tom Bridges”
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