Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe. He visits various job sites and has first hand experience with some of the most interesting but often grossest jobs ever. He has gone out as an oyster farmer, exploring a cave filled with bat guano (shit), and working at a brewery to make beer.

Dirty Jobs makes me feel better about being away from the muck that some people deal with at their work.

by funluvinguy April 9, 2006

Dirty Michael

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

The Dirty Magdalene

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.

"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"

by The Laundraman February 18, 2010

dirty ryleigh

a dumb bitch, whore, slut, penis, cock, motherfucker... but with nice tits

whoa! that girl has the phattest most juiciest titties i’ve ever seen! she must be a dirty ryleigh

by straitfactsbitch May 5, 2020

The Dirty Portsmouth

when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.

Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!

by Master K Chief May 16, 2010

dirty jess

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

by okthen... April 20, 2022