To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 05, 2024
Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.
by lou-man October 03, 2003
"Brick Style" is when someone takes a shit so excruciating and painful, it sounds like they are shitting out a Masonry Brick.
Person 1:"OH GOD JESUS PLEASE HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PLEASE SAVE ME!"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"
by breakfastskillet June 05, 2022
Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.
by RyanREV July 13, 2010
This Status is only given to people who have the upmost style and methods of getting women either by decieving, manipulating or just plain being so fresh the girl cant resist them.
by jimmy to much to handle November 10, 2010
"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock June 14, 2012
Hey pelco let’s get on the piss and and put our cocks in cardboard cut out glory holes ! Fuck yeah Matty I’m down for some boozey style antics and why don’t we get some meth from boxy while we’re at it ! Hooooaaawwww
by smirnoff bottles November 24, 2021