A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation

"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"

by Coon36 July 7, 2022

sam mccombs

the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.

sam mccombs is a cool dude

by loltswiftfan May 8, 2023

Sam Bortnick

A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.

Sam bortnick is unlike any person I've ever met.

by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023

Sam

A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.

That Sam won't remember
G-d damn, that sam

by itstruebro May 9, 2019

Sam

A literal egg with legs

Man, that guy is such a Sam

by HowToEatTidePods February 3, 2019

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

sam parker

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his

bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker

by samsosexy June 8, 2025