Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 04, 2022

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow April 04, 2016

leg ban

When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.

Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.

by Orev March 28, 2018

kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.

Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle

the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.

by y-a June 07, 2001

cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021