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having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.
inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."
by having relations April 1, 2012
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I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'
When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
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Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer
by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023
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I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes
Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
by StardustArcader June 7, 2020
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I have daughters

You are not doing anything for your daughters by doing this.
Breeder "I have daughters."

Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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