Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

cookies

holy as any food can get in fACT SO MUTHAFRIKIN HOLY that god himself cant compare to the simple chocolate infused dough coins and should be the #8 wonder of the world and inspire people to stop doing drugs because cookies are infinitley superior and wonderous so god bless the creator and whoever the hell he is deserves 10 nobel prizes for his/her holy creation

person 1: what are is dis??!!?! person 2: theese simple chocolate infused treasure coins deserve to be in the hall of famefor their exxelence exxeded that of mincraft and roblox combined god bless cookies

by bored toaster November 30, 2019

cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”

Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man

by MAG666 April 25, 2024

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021

banana cookie pie

abbreviated bcp

banana cookie pie

by nathannathannathannathannathan February 9, 2021

pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.

Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.

by optical Dr. February 24, 2024

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020