Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

SAM

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.

I posted a comment on the news story and was attacked by a SAM for expressing a different opinion.

by Trustedcode October 7, 2022

Sam

Sam is crazy cute and she’s meant to be with Nathan

Sam

by Nathaniel tate Davis the 3rd October 8, 2022

Sam

Sam is the best boyfriend ever probably one of the nicest people i know and honestly i would give him the whole world

" Sam is the best thing to happen to me"

by lunatheappledemon October 10, 2022

Sam

unbelievably horny

Yeah.. Sam unironically sucked my dick on discord

by Aerodynamic Baby October 11, 2022

Samming

Getting paid to do something but never actually being present. No one knows what you do and how to reach you but you still get paid.

Dude, I've samming all month and no one noticed.

by HCNDM October 12, 2022

Sam

That one kid that always jiggles. He goes around jiggling up and down for the girls

Sam is literally jiggling so hard right now

by YaBoi3255 October 20, 2022