Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.
“How did you get Jeff’s social security number “
“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”
“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”
by Creative2345 May 27, 2024

A nice guy can make u laugh but is a cunt to a lot of people and most probably lazy and sits on his xbox all day
by Big dick michael radford October 11, 2020

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

an American illustrator, cartoonist, and animation producer best known for co-creating along with his mother Betty in the Canadian animated children's television series Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Michael Paraskevas graduated from the School of Visual Arts1 (SVA) in 1984. Studying illustration and journalism, he received his MFA from SVA in 1986
by Wendysfg June 23, 2023
