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Musically Sheltered

When someone only listens to a small selection of music genres and has zero knowledge of music outside of their tiny bubble.
Person 1: Yo, listen to this Nirvana song.
Person 2: Why the hell is he screaming so loud? Is this what metal is? I can't listen to this garbage...
Person 1: Holy shit, how are you this musically sheltered???
by Com_mit March 19, 2024
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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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trap music

The worst EDM genre to have ever existed. It's not even music, it's just a bunch of harsh 808 drum samples accompanied with that annoying AF "tic-tic-tic-tic" semiquaver hi-hat pattern. Even hip hop (old school rap) sounds miles better than this POS genre.
So I was studying at the library and then suddenly this ghetto dude who reeks of weed sits near me with his earphones blasting out obnoxious trap music. Couldn't study from all that cacophony.
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Musical Meow

A music trio so good you cum when you hear them
Cool guy: hey have you listened to musical meow?

LOSER: no why!?

Cool guy: *starts playing*

LOSER: *MOANS*
by Musical Meow August 8, 2022
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Classical Music

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!
by fgrtrth June 2, 2021
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Music

Music is the best thing in the WORLD
random:Yo how can i vibe

me: Just listen to some music
by ddmyvibe10l November 29, 2022
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