jake treanor

jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.

I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!

by your daddy6969 June 05, 2017

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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.

"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"

by Gonkasaurus March 16, 2018

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jake pail

hot guy
would be the best president

Vote for Jake Pail in the next upcoming 2016 election!

by zaddbruh January 15, 2022

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Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.

Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍

by weeniemanloverboy March 09, 2021

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Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!

Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”

by LISSSS December 23, 2019

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