bag piping

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.

When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me

by mug z July 9, 2012

Doggy Bagging

The act of inserting the scrotum into an orifice (vaginal or anal) during doggy style sex.

If only one testicle is inserted, it is termed a Lance.

Ted: Ever tried doggy bagging?
Bill: Dude, I totally doggy bagged my girlfriend last night.
Ted: Excellent! One or two?
Bill: One ... I Lanced her.

by Daggy Bogans September 27, 2010

Onion Bag

1)Extremely large scrotum

2)Football goal netting

1) I've got a proper onion bag

2)I wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase "onion bag"

by Football Pundit March 12, 2009

tool bag

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

by Bill O'Donnell January 16, 2009

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

bag of ass

A cheap excuse for a girlfriend.

Well, the next time you talk to Jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of ass.

by Jen December 29, 2004

tool bag

The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.

"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"

by mikeymike4g63 January 14, 2008