Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

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Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

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Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

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Meat Riding

What Leandro Matthews does to Kanye West

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”

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coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.

Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.

by AbHol December 16, 2008

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