Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael Janocher

Michael Janocher ist jemand, der durch wohl überlegte Argumente überzeugen kann.

"Nenn' mich nicht Hurensohn", oder "Halt's Maul" sind z.B. solche Argumente.

"Hör auf zu Michael Janochern" = "Höre auf zu argumentieren"

by YodaDuBist_420 August 3, 2020

michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive

hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock

by nweionofnef March 17, 2024

Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

michael

Funny guy
A loving guy

Hello Michael

by Michael like whaat November 30, 2021

Cason Michael Kuehling

The ultimate edger; edges everywhere at all times possible

Girl: OMG look its a Cason Michael Kuehling, he edging!

by FluidWare October 19, 2023

michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

by Mioni coe May 2, 2018