Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.
Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
by ackerman_tyler June 10, 2025
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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.
by Creatively Retarded May 22, 2020
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Fat Retard Pedofile

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy
by dookiebear January 24, 2025
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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 08, 2011
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Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 01, 2021
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