Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".
by Goatbuy March 07, 2024
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smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.
by TripTrapL November 21, 2018
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Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh
Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
by KSG Ndy January 08, 2025
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Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease
Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation
by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game
Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game
by TheDrunkestUncle February 27, 2024
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Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.
"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"
by Vinniethelegend June 06, 2024
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retarded nigger

An expression commonly used to express redundancy.
person 1: did you hear about that transexual influencer who turned out to be a child groomer.
person 2: lol. what a retarded nigger.
by T.R.B. May 24, 2025
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