Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 30, 2024

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 20, 2021

sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.

Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!

by SooooWestCounty August 07, 2019

greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel

by Cinnabun November 04, 2003

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 11, 2022