no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana March 01, 2025

March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you

Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2

by Momemamodmsj March 02, 2022

March 2

March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.

“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday

by Youssef Salah January 25, 2022

March 2

National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.

Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no

by NeverWrittenADefinitionBefore March 01, 2022

Pussy Destroy March

Since there is NFF (No Finger February) because of the NNN (No Nut November). There should be a PDM (Pussy Destroy March) like the boys have DDD (Dick Destroy December)

Gurl it’s PDM (Pussy Destroy March) . Go destroy that WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)

by d3m1b0xxx December 03, 2022

Marching Cavemen

Mishawaka High School's marching band that consists of an average of 130 members. They practice about every other day on the field.

"Now, welcome the Marching Cavemen on to the field."

by Cavemen fan January 16, 2024

23 march

the most important day in the history of the world because its huang renjuns birthday, also knewn as the best human in this universe

x: “its 23 march today”
y: SHUT UP ITS RENJUN DAY

by markeggsweater November 22, 2021