Get the Jakemug. this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
Get the jakemug. by Girlboss4252 April 20, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.
by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails
by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.
by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020
Get the blake and jakemug. 