Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 1, 2024

Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.

The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.

by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023